hey guuuuuuys!...in case you guys still check
i had fun monopolizing this space for the duration of spring term...when i was to busy to write coherent posts elsewhere
now that spring terms' over...(yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!..can u see how happy i am)..
it's time to move ooooooooooooon!
ciao
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Sunday, June 17, 2007
happy father's day everyone
despite the fact i still have to memorize 400+ pages for my exam in 10 hours...i just had to share that...
great ad
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to let you guys know the condition i'm in...i'll just put some of the compliments i've received in the past week:
1) "you looked stressed"
2) *points to my energy drink ... "you're desperate"
3) *points to my eye bags ... "late nights?"
i woke up in the morning looked in the mirror and freaked out
i had like fricking double eye bags under each eye... !!!!!
wtf
i did not think that was physically possible
but what do you know...i was wrong...
i'd post pics to show you guys
but then i'd have to kill u all
muahahaha
hiiiiii vaaaaaaaaaaaal
Saturday, June 16, 2007
love you sha
hey, wish i could blog more on this thing after readings y our posts...but i m going out now. i realise that you are writing more here than your own blog. ahhahaa
Friday, June 15, 2007
a history lesson
i dunno if you guys still even come here...but you totally should!!! cause i'm giving you guys some goooood stuff
check this out..
of lincon and kennedy
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
check this out..
of lincon and kennedy
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
aahahahaha
ok guys...this is a good one
real warning labels:
1. On a blanket from Taiwan -
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists -
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
3. On a Taiwanese shampoo -
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavored milk drink -
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
5. On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer -
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM
TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)
7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids -
LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A
SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.
8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles -
OPEN OTHER END.
9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?
10. On a Sears hairdryer -
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
11. On a bag of Fritos -
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
(The shoplifter special!)
12. On a bar of Dial soap -
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
(And that would be how?)
13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) -
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
(Too late! You lose!)
14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
15. On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
(Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)
16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)
17. On a Japanese food processor -
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
(Now I'm curious.)
18. On Sainsbury's peanuts -
WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
(Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)
19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts
INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
(I'm glad they cleared that up.)
20. On a Swedish chainsaw -
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
(What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)
21. On a child's superman costume -WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE
YOU TO FLY.
(That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)
22. On some frozen dinners:
SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.
23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
FITS ONE HEAD.
24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.
25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine:
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.
26. On Nightly sleep aid:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
(Duh!)
In the words of Albert Einstien "There are two things infinite; the universe
and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
real warning labels:
1. On a blanket from Taiwan -
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists -
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
3. On a Taiwanese shampoo -
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavored milk drink -
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
5. On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer -
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM
TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)
7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids -
LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A
SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.
8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles -
OPEN OTHER END.
9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?
10. On a Sears hairdryer -
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
11. On a bag of Fritos -
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
(The shoplifter special!)
12. On a bar of Dial soap -
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
(And that would be how?)
13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) -
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
(Too late! You lose!)
14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
15. On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
(Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)
16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)
17. On a Japanese food processor -
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
(Now I'm curious.)
18. On Sainsbury's peanuts -
WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
(Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)
19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts
INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
(I'm glad they cleared that up.)
20. On a Swedish chainsaw -
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
(What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)
21. On a child's superman costume -WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE
YOU TO FLY.
(That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)
22. On some frozen dinners:
SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.
23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
FITS ONE HEAD.
24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.
25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine:
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.
26. On Nightly sleep aid:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
(Duh!)
In the words of Albert Einstien "There are two things infinite; the universe
and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Monday, June 11, 2007
more coffee please !
edit: i just deleted the post
because i have decided that was just frustration talking...and i don't want to have to eat my words later...
however....
;_; i do still wanna cry ....
but i won't cause that'll make me sleepy which is not good cause...
gotta keep on mooooooving
empirical study on VT shooting tomorrow
research paper presentation on the unfulfilled promise of online newspaper wednesday
actualy research paper due on friday before noon
12-15 pg paper on news coverage sept 11 due on monday
two final exams on monday
because i have decided that was just frustration talking...and i don't want to have to eat my words later...
however....
;_; i do still wanna cry ....
but i won't cause that'll make me sleepy which is not good cause...
gotta keep on mooooooving
empirical study on VT shooting tomorrow
research paper presentation on the unfulfilled promise of online newspaper wednesday
actualy research paper due on friday before noon
12-15 pg paper on news coverage sept 11 due on monday
two final exams on monday
Sunday, June 10, 2007
yay pics
what photos of what names..??
i don't see theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem!!
and i was all excited toooo
the other day when i went to work out at the gym...i felt like puking too..weird
i can't believe you didn't bother to read all the post chunyi...
after neglecting it for so long
you know how i know you didn't read it..
cause you missed a post
the one that said
"i can't open rv_217 !!"
any idea why or how or something?
:]
finishing the paper before dinner did not happen which explains why i'm up at 5am workin on it
but i'm liking it more and more...
we (steph, cw, jr, jh, sy, th, lenny, vincent, yh, edwin) went for a 'picnic' today at 7pm...we played vollyball and i (i being my team lolol) killed them all (and in the process killed my arms)...it was good :D
then we play...some tag game involving ppl being frozen... we pretended to be eight years old
after picnic at gallup we moved to fuller park to set off fireworks...before which we had steph pretending to be sadako to scare ppl on the bridge in fuller
then we ran off as we set off the last 100 set of fireworks cause supposedly the 100 contiunous shots would attract too much attention and the cops would come and throw us in jail
afterwhich steph dropped me off at home so i can work and she returned to island drive to party
and almost got her car towed......!!!
her car was on the tow car when she came out...and she had to pay the guy 100 dollars (for labor fee??? wtf) to get it off
i don't see theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem!!
and i was all excited toooo
the other day when i went to work out at the gym...i felt like puking too..weird
i can't believe you didn't bother to read all the post chunyi...
after neglecting it for so long
you know how i know you didn't read it..
cause you missed a post
the one that said
"i can't open rv_217 !!"
any idea why or how or something?
:]
finishing the paper before dinner did not happen which explains why i'm up at 5am workin on it
but i'm liking it more and more...
we (steph, cw, jr, jh, sy, th, lenny, vincent, yh, edwin) went for a 'picnic' today at 7pm...we played vollyball and i (i being my team lolol) killed them all (and in the process killed my arms)...it was good :D
then we play...some tag game involving ppl being frozen... we pretended to be eight years old
after picnic at gallup we moved to fuller park to set off fireworks...before which we had steph pretending to be sadako to scare ppl on the bridge in fuller
then we ran off as we set off the last 100 set of fireworks cause supposedly the 100 contiunous shots would attract too much attention and the cops would come and throw us in jail
afterwhich steph dropped me off at home so i can work and she returned to island drive to party
and almost got her car towed......!!!
her car was on the tow car when she came out...and she had to pay the guy 100 dollars (for labor fee??? wtf) to get it off
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